What you see below is a full playlist of the best “Achmed” videos from YouTube. Simply click play and sit back and all of them will automatically play one after the other.
Back after a LONG break!
Wow, it’s been 1.5 years since I last posted on this blog.
“I’M BAACK”, like the “Terminator” would say 🙂
I plan on publishing a series of video tutorials about ventriloquism this year. So stay tuned!
– Ravi Jayagopal
How To Be A Ventriloquist Without Even Trying To Being One
This awesome video from the show “Britain’s Got Talent” is a classic example of the fact that it is far more important to be an entertainer, than worry about how well you can talk without moving your lips or about how much people can see your lips move.
This is classic proof that the audience really doesn’t care if you can “throw your voice” or not. You will see that the artist is not really a ventriloquist. He doesn’t even attempt to be a ventriloquist. He doesn’t make the monkey talk, doesn’t have a witty script, nothing!
All he has is sheer timing, a great setup, basic puppet manipulation skills, but most importantly, the ability to make it all come together in a funny, entertaining way.
Yes, you can learn how to be a ventriloquist – it is dead easy.
But no, you can’t learn how to be a great entertainer.
Jeff Dunham and Achmed the Dead Terrorist
This following clip is insanely funny! The “Achmed” dead terrorist character has been brilliantly conceptualized. Jeff Dunham exposes the funny side of being a terrorist (if there is such a thing), even though it sounds a little cliched at times. It just doesn’t get much better than this.
Character development:
The key to being a successful ventriloquist, is that your puppets need to have a personality.
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Puppet: Punchline
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Puppet: Punchline
This routine tends to get old very fast, and your audience will lose interest very quickly. The key to keeping your audience involved, is to create a character out of your puppet. The puppet should have a life of its own, likes and dislikes, quirky behaviour – and all of this has to be consistent.
For example, if your character is a rude, old, wise cracking, know-it-all male chauvinistic pig like Wilson then the character has to be consistently the same. You can occasionally go off on a slight tangent (like when your puppet is supposedly having a good day, say) but you cannot suddenly turn your grumpy-old-rude-man puppet into a kind, decent man who loves and respects women.
If you want to learn about character development, this is one of the videos to watch and learn from.
– Ravi Jayagopal
How To Start Your Own Video Channel On YouTube (Chapter 3)
- Backdrop and Shower curtain from Wal-Mart: $18
- Tripod from Sears: $30
- Expensive, Wireless Headphone (with “compander circuitry”) that sounds like crap: $100
- Cheap-looking, Wired Headphone that just works: $20
- Pink-shade Table Lamp: $10
- 100W bulb (that you need to keep switching off between takes because the lamp-shade says it can handle only 40W): $2
- CyberLink PowerDirector: $90
- Getting great feedback from (rather kind) friends and family who enjoyed your spirited attempt: Priceless!
Ok, I finally gave in to my alter ego (“Wilson”) and started a channel on YouTube.
Had a lot of fun creating the videos. Here’s what I ended up learning (and buying), in order to make a half-decent video:
- Ventriloquism is 60% “funny script”, 30% “sense of humor and timing” and only 10% “mouth-not-moving skills”
- You need to have a decent back-drop (read, your computer desk in the background really sucks). So, got some fabric from Walmart for $6, an extra long shower curtain for $12, and walla – bearable background for my videos! I just placed the shower curtain on the front edge of my book shelf – so didn’t even have to bring out the screwdriver (or my drill) – and no nails were hurt during the hanging of my backdrop.
- Need a tripod – so got a 66″ tripod (~ $30) from Sears – ordered online and picked up the same evening in-store. The 3rd-party merchant I found on Amazon that was selling the 70″ tripod I really wanted, said it would take 3 weeks to ship. I wanted it like, er, “yesterday”. So, 6 inches short, sure, but got it in 3 hours flat.
- You need more-than-good-enough sound. My spanking new $100 wireless headphone bought-just-for-this worked like crap. Went back to my old $20 wired, brandless headphones that I bought from Staples 4 years ago, and the sound is like 10 times better (see difference in sound between video #1 and #2 below). So all you really need is a half-decent mike – don’t splurge on the microphones, unless you have the $500+ ones.
- Need good video editing software – have had PowerDirector for a few years now – have edited a few home videos and stuff. Paid for an updated version – it kicks butt and has pretty much everything a non-power-user would need. Very happy with PowerDirector (~ $90) so far, but I have a feeling I will be outgrowing it sooner than later (especially, when I think of doing, say chroma keying (the green-screen stuff).
- Of course, you need a camcorder (I have an old, big-ass Sony), and the cable to connect it to your computer (faster if you have a FireWire port).
- The regular lighting in your room is no good. So I borrowed my 8-yr old daughter’s pink-shaded table lamp (without her permission, and got yelled at later) and set it up on a chair next to me during the shoot.
- If you have PowerDirector (PD) installed, it automatically prompts to be launched when you plug your camcorder in. Just put the camcorder in “Play” (VTR) mode, and hit the red “Record” button in PD, and it starts recording right away. Once you finish recording, hit “Stop”, save the file, edit it (very intuitive interface) to add sound effects, transitions, trimming out bad takes, etc
- PD v5 has a cool new “Create File for YouTube” feature – where it will create a slightly low-res Windows media file (.wmv) that has a smaller file size compared to MPEG’s (given YouTube’s 100MB limit), and will even upload it directly to YouTube (provided you’ve logged in previously, of course)
- Create a new YouTube account with the same name as your channel (because you can’t change the login later).
- Create and upload the video directly from PD.
- Wait for like at least 2-3 hours before you can see it live (used to be live within just 10 minutes as recently as 6 months ago!)
- Any changes you make to your channel (description, change to template, colors, etc) will take anywhere from 10 minutes to a few hours to take effect.
- Wait for it to go live, spam your friends and family, and publish the video on your site or blog
The channel home page is: YouTube.com/WilsonTheWiseOne
Puppets or Dummies? (Chapter 2)
You have two primary options for your partner (in the show): a puppet or a dummy.
Yes, there is a difference.
Puppets are made from cloth, stuffed with soft cloth and sponge, and stitched together. They’re soft, cuddly creatures, that can express more expression and body language than a dummy.
Dummies are made from wood, with moving parts like the mouth, eyeballs and eyebrows.
Puppets are also less expensive than dummies. Check out the chart below to see a comparison of puppets vs. dummies.
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Dummies
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Made of…
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Cloth
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Wood
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Ease of use
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Very easy to manipulate. Even little kids have the natural skill to mimic someone talking with their hands.
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Slightly harder when compared to puppets. The jaw can get heavy when performing for longer durations, and your fingers can start to tire a little.
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Moving parts…
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Not many
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More options available (eyes, eyebrow, water-spitting, etc)
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Cost
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Less expensive
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More expensive
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| Expression | The flexible body and shape of mouth enables puppets to have a lot more body language, facial expression (so to speak) and appear to be more real than dummies. | Dummies aren’t very flexible. Made of wood, the jaw movement, eyeball or eyebrow movement is pretty much fixed – you will only get the same movement every time. Can appear a lot less life-like and appear like the wooden dummy it really is (and hence the saying "don’t sit there like a dummy") unless you give it some skillful and continuous movement. |
| Sizes available in | Available in a large range of sizes starting from the smallest finger-puppets to half-body or full-body puppets, to the larger-than-people, over-sized puppets. | Range of sizes not too large, as the smaller ones and larger ones (if they were indeed available) would be very hard to manipulate. |
Click here for Chapter 3: How To Start Your Own Channel On YouTube
What is Ventriloquism? (Chapter 1)
The word ventriloquism comes from the Latin words venter meaning “belly or paunch,” and locutus meaning “to speak.” – in short, “speaking from the belly.”
Ventriloquism (quite a mouthful, eh?) is the art of making your voice appear to be coming from somewhere else – usually from a wooden dummy, a cloth puppet, and sometimes even from a suitcase or purse! That’s why it is thought of as “throwing your voice”.
“How difficult is it to throw your voice”, you ask? Extremely difficult in fact – and quite dangerous too!
The very first thing you need to do, even before you think about being a Ventriloquist, is to ask yourself if you are willing to undergo a risky form of surgery on your throat, called as “Ventriloplasty“. The risk here is that you could end up losing your voice altogether!
Alright, alright. Just kidding :D.
You don’t really need surgery – because you don’t really throw your voice.
Like the art of magic, Ventriloquism – a mouthful in the real sense too – is just an illusion caused when a dummy sitting on your lap moves its mouth open and close, in synchronization with the words being spoken; and of course, you are not moving your lips when speaking – so it has to be the dummy that’s speaking, right?
Just like a magician’s sleight of hands, a ventriloquist uses a dummy with an interesting character, timing and dummy-manipulation skills, and most importantly an entertaining script, to create the illusion that she is having a conversation with an actual dummy.
What you need to be a Ventriloquist
* A dummy or a puppet
* Voice-modulation skills
* Ability to talk without moving your lips
* Timing and Puppet-manipulation skills
* A good sense of humor
* A great script
Click here for Chapter 2: Puppets or Dummies?
Ventriloquism – With Dummies
Yeah, the “For Dummies” phrase is trademarked. So, how about “Ventriloquism – With Dummies” sound?
Stating the obvious, but legal for sure 🙂